Congratulations, Father Steve, on becoming an addict.
And oh man, you-all are killin' me! I laughed out loud at Nobody much "gurgitates" , and again at Do you realize this is the only place in the world where we'd like a little fanfare when we become an addict? , and even louder at I'd comment on this, but something keeps coming up.

What I want to know is this: what do we do with the words we get retail?