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Buon giorno...Michelab fyi
Chairman Leaps tall buildings in a single bound Is more powerful than a locomotive Is faster than a speeding bullet Walks on water Talks with God
President Leaps short buildings in a single bound Is more powerful than a switch engine I faster than a speeding BB Walks on water if the sea is calm Talks with God if special request is approved
Executive Vice President Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds Is almost as powerful as a switch engine Can fire a speeding bullet Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool Is occasionally addressed by God
Vice President Barely clears a Quonset hut Loses tug-of-war with a locomotive Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self injury Swims well Talks to animals
Manager Makes high marks on the wall when trying to leap buildings Is run over by a locomotive Is not issued ammunition Dog paddles Talks to walls
Supervisor Runs into buildings Recognizes a locomotive two out of three times Wets himself with a water pistol Can't stay afloat without a life preserver Mumbles to himself
SECRETARY Lifts Buildings and walks under them Kicks locomotives off the tracks Catches speeding bullets in her teeth Freezes water with a glance She is God.......
(I don't know who originally put this piece together but it appeared on our bulletin board during Secretaries Week and I thought it might help you define the characters in your business journal....Si?
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