You/he/she has had a small I rotate (as watch of the body of Hotblack Desiato)
Perhaps a day will come when we can read the output from translation software with straight faces - but our lives will be very much poorer when that day comes! I'm so glad that the people responsible didn't wait on petty little matters like reliability and accuracy before releasing Babelfish into the open ocean.
Incidentally, I wonder if Douglas Adams has been paid anything for use of the name
Babelfish?
And talking of HHGTTG again - Auntie, you needn't fear the Bugblatter Beast of Traal as long as you have a towel you can hide underneath. If you can't see it, it's so stupid it believes it can't see you. Correct remembering, Max?
(..and of course the Bugblatter Beast is a mere pussycat by comparison to some felines)
