[greenI should become an addict just in time for Christmas. So, what should I ask Father Christmas for to celebrate?

Pity perhaps, Bingley?

Alternatively a fine selection of distilled alcoholic beverages has appeared here:
http://wordsmith.org/board/showthreaded.pl?Board=words&Number=8783

Whilst you're at it, could you ask Santa if he knows anywhere I can get a Thunderbird 2 for Crimble? For my son, of course...