A) I don't believe flying squirrels eat nuts.

2) Nope. It's ten cows, max. This is federally funded, remember. They issue five cows to the smaller markets because federally funded studies have shown that there is less weather in the smaller markets.

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Þ) Whether there's no rain more often than there's rain depends on where you are. Here in sunny Ithaca we have a saying: If you can see Cayuga Lake it's going to rain; if you can't see Cayuga Lake it is raining.