"Fat Bottom Baby Bumpkin Booger Bear" (don't ask
)
"Sugar Booger" (still don't ask)
"Vix Rub" = Vix = Vicky
"My Shoe" = Mashew = Matthew
"Goofball With a Capital G" (as opposed to a little g
)
"Cookie Man" (job related)
"Wild Child" = (self explanatory)
My family has a weird habit of adding 'head' to a lot of nicknames:
"Mac Head" (every family member)
"Goof-head" (interchangable between family members)
"Spring-head" (a sort of paradoxical name, derived when said child fell on his head, time after time, seeming to "spring" up every time)
"Flat-head" (the child that *didn't* spring up every time.......)
"Coke-head" (the liquid kind)
"Orange-head" (kid loves orange juice)
"Horn-head" (as in little devil)
"Brat-head"
"Fickle-head"
"Pizza-head"
Then there are the rhyming nicknames.....not particularly unique or clever, but endearing to family and friends:
"Mandy Pandy"
"Carly Barly"
"Erica Bearica"
"Vicky Tricky"
"Carrie Cherrie"
"Scary Terry"
"Teener Wiener" (Tina)
"Jesse Messy"
"Austin Bosstin"
"Lyin' Bryan"
"Nancy Fancy"
"Patsy Fatsy"
Nancy and Patsy are twins.....and Patsy is not so fond of her rhyme....
Yeah, my family likes nicknames............
Then there is the couple my grandparents knew who were named Benita and Benjamin....when people called their home, asking for "Ben", their standard joke was to ask: "Ben Him or Ben Hur?" (Ben Him is deceased and Ben Hur lives in a nursing home, now)
