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Just for fun, Enjoy!
On a Septic Tank Truck sign: "We're #1 in the #2 business." ************************** Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." ************************** At a Proctologist's door "To expedite your visit please back in." ************************** On a Plumber's truck: We repair what your husband fixed." ************************** On a Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber." ************************** Pizza Shop Slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak." ************************** At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout." ************************** On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?" ************************** At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows." ************************** On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts." ************************** In a Nonsmoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action." ************************** On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push." ************************** At an Optometrist's Office "If you don't see what you' re looking for, you've come to the right place." ************************** On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff." ************************** In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." ************************** On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive." ************************** At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment." ************************** Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." ************************** In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" ************************** At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be." ************************** In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up." ************************** In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait." ************************** At a Propane Filling Station, "Tank heaven for little grills." ************************** And finally, the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."
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Pooh-Bah
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Lovely, wow!
Can I add another two? ------------- On shipping magnate's door:
"Gone to launch - back at 2.30" ------------- On the child psychiatrist's door:
"Gone to din-dins - back at fwee."
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Carpal Tunnel
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Here's a *real one (not that y'all's weren't or anything):
On local garbage trucks:
"Satisfaction guaranteed or double your trash back"
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Pooh-Bah
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Which reminds me - way back in the '60s, I think, a famous perfume maker in Cologne sued a local cess-pit emptying comcerm for going around the town with their (the cess-pit co) phone number in large print on the side of their lorries (trucks) - the number, of course, was "4711"
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