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#94102 - 03/12/03 06:47 PM Re: tee-shirts and bumper stickers
modestgoddess Offline
old hand

Registered: 02/18/02
Posts: 833
Loc: Eastern Ontario, Canada
If we are what we eat

which reminds me of a stoopid but fun Austin Powers pick-up line: "If we are what we eat, I could be you by morning...."

I also like these ones:

"Nice legs - what time do they open?"

and

"I'm a birdwatcher and I'm looking for a Big-Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?"

and finally

"Do you work at the Post Office, because I thought I saw you checking out my package...."

Not that I would necessarily fall for a guy who used any of these seriously, but.


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#94103 - 03/13/03 03:33 AM Re: tee-shirts and bumper stickers
RubyRed Offline
member

Registered: 03/02/03
Posts: 104
>"Nice legs - what time do they open?"<

Oh, mY! That is funnY!


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#94104 - 03/27/03 10:20 PM Tees for two
consuelo Offline
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 06/11/01
Posts: 2636
Loc: Caribbean
"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."

"I am not a complete idiot. Some of my pieces are missing."


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#94105 - 05/02/03 04:25 PM Re: tee-shirts and bumper stickers
Coffeebean Offline
old hand

Registered: 02/11/03
Posts: 725
Loc: Oregon, USA
This thread is getting kind of long, but . . .

I saw one today that was worth sharing:

Let an electrician check your shorts.


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#94106 - 05/02/03 04:53 PM Re: tee-shirts and bumper stickers
TheFallibleFiend Offline
veteran

Registered: 01/23/02
Posts: 1523
Loc: Virginia, USA

Reminds me of one that was common to the EEs back in engineering school

"Engineers do it with greater frequency and less resistance."

k



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#94107 - 05/03/03 01:12 AM Re: tee-shirts and bumper stickers
Capfka Offline
Pooh-Bah

Registered: 06/28/02
Posts: 1624
Loc: Utter Placebo, Planet Reebok
OHMy!


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