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excuse me, I was too busy learning to count by ordinals yesterday [x-thread] to concern myse'f with obscure words.
you should try it; maybe then you could tell the difference between 'two days' and 'a few days'.
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Is 'zat a NO!  dear tswum, you leave me no recourse...I hereby withdraw my definition from this contest and hereby apologize to all those who saw fit to give me vote. I will now retire and consider further action, but let this be known; I take affront and feel personally violated by the heavy-handed conduct of this Hogwash, it is the stuff of...worms!
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I take affront and feel personally violated
Aw yer jes ticked cuz they spelt "hawg" wrong.
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I'd suggest you conduct the next one, Milum, but I'm put in mind of my mama who always says "Be careful what you ask for!" 
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Not just your Mama, AnnaS, but Emerson, too.
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So is the next Hawgwarshing Alabammy bound?! 
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Alabammy bound?
Or either that or Alabammy Unbound, one.
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I was born to be a Hogmaster. For half my adult life, ten years or so, my dream has been to be a Hogmaster like tsuwm. But no more. I am disillusioned. The Hogmaster heros who once stood as tall as the Loblolly Pines now stand lower than the the mud under the mussel shells of Dolebury Creek. ( Dolebury Creek ran through my Uncle Dan's farm near Holkes Bluff Alabama. I went there every summer when I was a kid. Boy did we have fun.) Now I find that I no longer have any interest in becoming a Hogmaster. Now I find I have no interest in anything at all. I don't know what to do. Maybe I'll just wander around from town to town doing good deeds and try to help others like me who have been taken in by slick charlatans who stole their dreams and left them broken hearted. Yeah... Or maybe... I'll find me a crack crooked trial lawyer and sue tsuwm for punitive damages and then I'll own the Hogwash copyright and then I'll change the spelling to Hawgwarsh (c.) and then I'll tell tsuwm and his suckleberry friends to take a hike. Yeah, that's what I'll do.
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tell tsuwm and his suckleberry friends to take a hike
I could use more exercise.
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Alabammy Unbound, one.
Alabammy Unbound, two.
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