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Watch out then - these walls have ears. They might just be waiting for you to say something like this, so they can start talking to you.
But, my dear, I know my walls have ears. I chat with them all the time. The only problem is that they seldom respond.
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I know my walls have ears...The only problem is that they seldom respond.
That's because they need mouths to talk, xara. And whoever heard of walls with mouths?!
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Perhaps not the walls, but what about the window dressing. Haven't you ever heard a curtain call? 
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Haven't you ever heard a curtain call?
Very droll, belM. I've heard walls can weep if not treated properly by their builders.
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I've heard walls talk, she said stonily (hi, auntie).
What did one wall say to the other, you ask?
"Meet you at the corner".
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A long time ago, I read this advice to lonely trappers in Alaska: There is no big problem with you talking to your stove - but if it starts answering, you should think of seeing a good doctor.
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What did one wall say to the other, you ask?
"Meet you at the corner".
That's insupportable!
Surely they must drive one another round the bend.
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but what about the window dressing. I've always thought that a very dodgy thing to do - on the lines of, "People who live in glss-houses shouldn't undress with the light on."
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