#70785 - 05/21/02 09:14 PM
Misquoted improvements
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enthusiast
Registered: 06/29/01
Posts: 273
Loc: NZ
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In another thread, someone said that, "we've also referred to the storm and the fury signifying nothing...". Many famous phrases end up getting misremembered, as may have happened with the above quote. With "alas, poor Yorrick I knew him well, "Lead on, MacDuff" and "foul swoop", among others, Francis has certainly been the victim of more than his fair share of them. There are others, though, "elementary, my dear Watson", "play it again Sam". Does anybody consider that any misquotes they are aware of improve on the original?
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#70786 - 05/21/02 09:47 PM
Re: Misquoted improvements
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Carpal Tunnel
Registered: 01/18/01
Posts: 13858
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Often heard years ago in New England: 'Cleanliness is next to godliness, and order is Heaven's first law." The first half is attributed to John Wesley, second half unknown. But my mother always said both parts. She obviously thought it an improvement.
Then the little boy tempted by the cookie jar, who said: " Get thee behind me Satan, and push!" thought he was making an improvement.
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#70787 - 05/21/02 11:28 PM
Re: Misquoted with no improvements
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Carpal Tunnel
Registered: 03/13/01
Posts: 4189
Loc: Rio Grande, Cape May County, N...
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Mark Twain is one of my favorite authors, and one of my pet literary peeves is to see his classic quote, Rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated, which captures so well the essence of his humor, show up more and more as the drab, Rumours of my death are exaggerated, or worse, Reports of my death are exaggerated...changing this is an insult to the author, the style and originality of his wit, and to his audience. As Twain himself once said, "The difference between the right word and the almost-right word is the difference between the lightning and the lightning-bug," 
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#70789 - 05/22/02 07:36 AM
Re: Hymn changes
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Carpal Tunnel
Registered: 03/15/00
Posts: 6511
Loc: lower upstate New York
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Jackie, Faldage would tell you that "men" used to mean people.But he's unavailable right now. 
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#70790 - 05/22/02 07:41 AM
Re: Hymn changes
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old hand
Registered: 01/18/01
Posts: 1156
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Methodist HymnalI agree! (Except the book in my case is the CBW III = Catholic Book of Worship III) The funniest thing is that half the songs, people know by heart, with the old words, and then you get the person up front, leading the singing, with the new words, and general confusion and mumbling during the lines that have been changed. Even though the new words are right in front of us. There was a song we used to joke about (when I was a silly all-girls Catholic school type, it was: Whatsoever you do, to the least of my brothers... [more lines + verse]... Now enter into the home of my fatherThe first line was changed to: Whatsoever you do, to the least of my peopleAnd we, being silly high-school girls that we are, changed the last line to Now enter into the home of my parentsWell, we thought it was funny at the time! 
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#70791 - 05/22/02 07:42 AM
Re: Hymn changes
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old hand
Registered: 01/18/01
Posts: 1156
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Faldage would tell you that "men" used to mean people.Yeah, I know that! But try telling that to the losers who decided the songs should be re-worked... 
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#70793 - 05/22/02 08:06 AM
Re: Hymn changes
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Carpal Tunnel
Registered: 10/17/00
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Loc: rego park
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[rant] Yes "men" used to mean people, because for all intents and purposes, in many societies in the past, woman and children were chattel. mere possessions. less than full citizens..
even the US, we counted men, women and children in the census, and counted (to our shame) slaves as 2/3 of a person. after the civil war, with the emancipation, there was no great joy in giving the franchise to vote to former slaves, but it was an easier thing to do than to give woman the right to vote. (its easier to go from 2/3 of a person to full person hood, than it is to go from men really equaling people and including women!)
endless years of this, and many women are a bit sensitive about the idea that 'men' or 'man' means 'people'... it meant 'people' only because women didn't 'count' in the men (of that time) views. we were better than animals, but not better than children.
No one would think "white male" could be used to generically define all males in America-- all males in America are not white. but somehow, women are hysterical when they object to men being used to as people. [/rant]
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#70794 - 05/22/02 08:36 AM
Re: Hymn changes
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old hand
Registered: 01/18/01
Posts: 1156
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endless years of this, and many women are a bit sensitive about the idea that 'men' or 'man' means 'people'
Yeah, but lots of women aren't too incensed about it. Me included. That's all I was trying to say. I'm aware of the history of it.
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