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Were we supposed to draw any conclusions from the date of the original post on this thread?
(Watch out, Ludo, the goblins'll find out you're here!)
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Well friends
After conducting a number of spot checks on your general grooming, it has come to my attention that none of you have taken my new rules seriously. What's more, I can still get a whiff of that darn teddy bear - I know he's around here somewhere. Shame on you all - especially those of you who are providing a safe house for that cloth-earred, mange-ridden twit.
However, all this is of little consequence to the superior likes of me, for I have been head-hunted by very important people in very important places who require me to do some very important work, in a GTed-free zone. So there - their gain is your loss.
Goldilocks (Ms)(former Ludo Lovely)
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Were we supposed to draw any conclusions from the date of the original post on this thread?
I think we were meant to draw conclusions from the post as a whole.
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Howye fokes
I think someone was pullen Loxy's leg when they told her that she'd got the job of AWAD moderater. I wonder who meself...
Anyways, I see that her head has being hunted - fair play ta whoever did that ta her. I hope they were waren gloves though - cos I wouldn't touch that bleached head of hers in a fit.
Between yerself and meself, word on the street has it that the real reason she left was cos AWAD wouldn't give her a space in the parken lot ta park her high horse.
Now fer ya
GallantTed
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Dear Gallant Ted: Please tell the truth: Do you sometimes sing soprano?
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Howya Dr Bill
How is things with ya? I'm not sure what yer question implys - or infers fer that matter. It could mean loads of different things. I might even have ta sing dum on this one but....
I'm not a grass, if that's what ya mean. I was never in the mob neither (not that they never tried ta head hunt me - everyone wants a piece of Ted, ya see).
MadDogTed, believe it or not, has a beautiful singen vice. He might be a few bob short of the full shillen - but he's a grate tenner altagather. I, meself do be doen a bit of singen in the shower.
Hope this answers yer query
Be seein ya
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Dear Gallant Ted: If you and Goldilocks sang, would it be a solo or a duet?
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a solo or a duet?
Perhaps a duet via xöömi.
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If you and Goldilocks sang, would it be a solo or a duet?
If a person with split personalities threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?
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Howye fokes
I answered Dr Bill's query hours ago - but as it's not on screen, I can only demise that I fergot ta post it! Sorry about that fokes.
Anyways, I was sayen that as I only sing in the shower it would be a fierce crime against everythin if I sang a duet with THAT woman.
Ya can rest insured though, that we're two completely different characters. (I'm an A major and she's a F flat).
Hope this answers yer query and it posts this time.
GallantTed
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