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Hello Friends
My name is Goldilocks and I'm your new AWAD Moderator
Being a former Ludo Lovely, my credentials for the job are impecable and you are soooo privleged to have me here. Indeed, it's time they brought someone like me here in order to raise the standards and freshen the place up.
Thus, from now the following rules and strict dress code will have to be adhered to by all members and visitors:
*Neat attire is essential when visiting this Forum
*No Teddy bears allowed
*No slippers or track suits may be worn by any member while visiting this Forum.
*All finger nails must be well manicured and garish nail varnish is strictly banned
*Absolutely no teddy bears allowed
*Evening dress must be worn after 8.00 pm
*All good looking men must be freshly showered and clean shaven (I plan to open an exclusive room for you guys!!!! - watch this space)
*Members shall at all times address me as Ms Goldilocks (former Ludo Lovely)
POSITIVELY NO TEDDY BEARS ALLOWED - Got that GallantTed?
Well friends, I trust that all the changes will ensure that your visits here will be all the more enjoyable. Keep young and beautiful now!
Signed: Goldilocks (Ms) (Former Ludo Lovely)
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POSITIVELY NO TEDDY BEARS ALLOWED - Got that GallantTed?So, then, is this some sort of cronyistic plot involving our one and only TEd Remington, "Goldi"?...hmmmm?  
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men must be freshly showered and clean shaven (I plan to open an exclusive room for you guys
So you're saying we need to shave our heads to join your club?
Heil, Frau Goldilocks!
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Jazz-o: men must be freshly showered and clean shavenAn egregiously cropped quotation, Jazz-o! The exact quotation (emphasis added) is: *All good looking men must be freshly showered and clean shaven[sigh of relief -e] Fortunately, that lets me off the hook!
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*Evening dress must be worn after 8.00 pm
Ahhhhh. Jammies! 
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Jazzo, can we get together a group to give a rousing chorus of "FANGUL GOLDI!!"??
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*No Teddy bears allowed
*No slippers or track suits may be worn by any member while visiting this Forum.WooooooooHooooooooo, I can go bare foot! As long as I don't have a teddy bear with me!
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>Former Ludo Lovely
hoooah!
(insert witticism here)
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> No slippers or track suits may be worn by any member while visiting...
You're saying members should be covered? I'm sorry. I'm obviously mistaken. I thought this was a naturist site.
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I thought this was a naturist siteWell, I know ONE Board member who'd like that, she said enigmatically. And, stales, Honey...if YOU come...er...what you said...well, all I can say is I hope the house is built well. 
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