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#59241 03/05/02 06:34 PM
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illustrated by a circle dance around Stonehenge.


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I saw a young Goth type here in Berkeley wearing a black T-shrit that said "I'm only wearing black until they come up with something darker."


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>Well now, Mister Remington, would you mind telling the good people of the jury what Misses 'Big Nose' Jones did that you find so foul? Me and the jury seem to have forgotten.

Doesn't surprise me. One bright sunny day in Little Rock this woman no one had ever heard of or cared about came forth and said she was bringing up the matter of an alleged sexual harassment on the part of Bill Clinton. When asked why she was doing it now, she replied that she wanted to clear her name.

Of course, the only reason anyone knew of her was because of this press conference she and her lawyers called, and if she had kept her mouth shut then as she alleged she kept her mouth shut earlier there wouldn't have been anything in the press about her.

The reality is that Clinton's political opponents in Arkansas encouraged, perhaps even paid her to come forth with her story to embarass Clinton.

NOTE FOR THE RECORD: I am not defending Clinton in any way. His interpersonal relationships are beneath contempt. It is, in my view, safe to say that Paula Jones sought her 15 minutes of fame at the cost of her own reputation. No one else smeared her, she did.




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Two of my (blonde) friend's favourites:

(i) With stick picture of woman on top of mountain:
"Woman with Altitude"

(i) "Please speak slowly, natural blonde"


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51% Angel
49% B*tch
Don't push it!




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Living here at a shore resort with a 3 1/2 mile boardwalk crammed with T-shirt shops I could fill a whole page. I've just about seen them all, from blue to cute, but sometimes a new slogan jumps out at you. This one turned my head and gave me a good chuckle last year as I walked down the "boards"...never saw it before or since, not even in any of the shops:

NO MAAM

National
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#59247 03/06/02 02:10 PM
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favorite t shirt?

Black, with a patch that looks like one of the Hello, My name is stickers ..
and in the blank white space for the name..written in red lipstick, Queen of the Fucking Universe.


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That one gets my vote OT LOL!!!!!!!

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Queen of the Fucking Universe
Talk about double entendres...


#59250 03/06/02 04:41 PM
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Queen of the Fucking Universe
Talk about double entendres...

Reminds me of a nubile young lady many years ago, who bragged that when she had been told, "Take off your fuckin' clothes," she had replied, "These aren't my fuckin' clothes."


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