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Previous Thread Next Thread Print Thread Page 4 of 5 1 2 3 4 5 Re: Hospital car(e) #58665 03/07/02 03:20 AM Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 477 Sydney, Australia H hev addict hev addict H Joined: Jan 2002 Posts: 477 Sydney, Australia hev, you aren't a shrimp, are you? Nope... pretty tall, acksherly. Hev Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Hospital car(e) #58666 03/07/02 03:42 AM Joined: Jun 2001 Posts: 2,636 Caribbean consuelo Carpal Tunnel consuelo Carpal Tunnel Joined: Jun 2001 Posts: 2,636 Caribbean I used to be tall when I lived in Mexico [wistful-e] Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Hospital car(e) #58667 03/07/02 06:26 AM Joined: Nov 2000 Posts: 3,146 Northamptonshire, England Capital Kiwi OP Carpal Tunnel OP Capital Kiwi Carpal Tunnel Joined: Nov 2000 Posts: 3,146 Northamptonshire, England Yes, my not-too-impressive height increased quite markedly on average by coming to Labour'sLoveLostLand. The idiot also known as Capfka ... Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Hospital car(e) #58668 03/07/02 03:51 PM Joined: Jul 2000 Posts: 3,467 Marion NC TEd Remington Carpal Tunnel TEd Remington Carpal Tunnel Joined: Jul 2000 Posts: 3,467 Marion NC >While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home. May I assume she was also ultraviolated? TEd Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Hospital car(e) #58669 03/07/02 07:59 PM Joined: Nov 2000 Posts: 3,146 Northamptonshire, England Capital Kiwi OP Carpal Tunnel OP Capital Kiwi Carpal Tunnel Joined: Nov 2000 Posts: 3,146 Northamptonshire, England >While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home. May I assume she was also ultraviolated? No, no, I'm sure she was treated with appropriate rectaltude! The idiot also known as Capfka ... Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: Hospital car(e) #58670 03/07/02 08:12 PM Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 2,605 K Keiva Carpal Tunnel Keiva Carpal Tunnel K Joined: Aug 2001 Posts: 2,605 While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home. May I assume she was also ultraviolated? No, no, I'm sure she was treated with appropriate rectaltude! For any mathematically-inclined folk who may want the full story, see http://djharter.www3.50megs.com/Digests/H9710070.htm#Joke5, wherein it is related how that polygon of womanly virtue, young Polly Nomial (our heroine) is accosted by that notorious villain Curly Pi, and factored (oh, horrors!). Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter and factored! #58671 03/07/02 09:17 PM Joined: Jul 2000 Posts: 3,467 Marion NC TEd Remington Carpal Tunnel TEd Remington Carpal Tunnel Joined: Jul 2000 Posts: 3,467 Marion NC Max Factor? Reminds me of the story of the two waifs whom Matthew Brady found wandering around after Gettysburg. He asked them to pose for a picture to show the horrors of war from a child's viewpoint. As he disappeared under the black drape one of the little girls turned to the other and said, "What's he gonna do now?" The other one, worldly wise for her 13 years, replied, "He's getting ready to focus." The younger girl's eyes went wide: "Both of us?" TEd Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: and factored! #58672 03/08/02 03:02 AM Joined: Nov 2000 Posts: 819 Portland,Oregon, USA G Geoff old hand Geoff old hand G Joined: Nov 2000 Posts: 819 Portland,Oregon, USA "He's getting ready to focus." Ah, yes, this reminds me of the English fighter pilot during the Battle of Britain who radioed that he had just shot down two Fokkers. When asked about the types of Fokkers he had shot down, he replied that those two Fokkers were flying Messerschmitts. Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Re: True to Label? #58673 03/08/02 03:04 AM Joined: Dec 2001 Posts: 688 A Angel addict Angel addict A Joined: Dec 2001 Posts: 688 Just found on a package of made in USA Beef Jerkey: (I love the stuff!) EXPORT STATEMENT The meat contained herein is for personal use only and not for sale. Not for sale???? Does that mean when they send it elsewhere, they give it away? If anyone has knowledge of a location to receive free beef jerkey, please let me know! It may just be worth the trip for the amount I buy! Copy Link to Clipboard Share Post on Facebook Share Post on Twitter Real life example #58674 03/08/02 02:57 PM Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 32 USA J JosieWales newbie JosieWales newbie J Joined: Jan 2001 Posts: 32 USA From one of the smartest baseball players in the game: Starting pitcher: John Smoltz (Braves) Once burned his chest while ironing a shirt ... which he was still wearing. 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