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The idiot also known as Capfka ...
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There used to be a legend about loggers fighting duels with chainsaws, but I am broken hearted, can't find anything on Internet about it.
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Hey! I object to hospitals publishing my details without my permission!!!That's ok, Rhuby--the picture you sent Max showed us your best side...<EG> And Hev--the voodoo thread is somewhere else. 
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I used to work with a woman that would always shake her head upon reading the warnings of each new product we received. "Ya gotta wonder,"she'd say, "just how stupid the person was that prompted THIS warning." We'd get a good laugh for the afternoon imagining all the Darwin prize-winning possibilities.
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That's ok, Rhuby--the picture you sent Max showed us your best side...<EG>
Well, Jackie, I guess it does take some self-confidence to show your sole to the whole world - - - (together with a clean pair of heels, of course.) 
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hev says What you worried about, RhubarbC, I've had a doll made in my image and I didn't know anything about it I'll refrain from any barbied comments, then. 
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hev, you aren't a shrimp, are you?
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Yesterday at Taekwondo I ran into another of these. I do WTF Taekwondo, that is the same type as at the Olympics - full contact, full force sparring. We were practicing head shots (ie. kicks to the head) by holding a helmet at head level, with some padding inside it, and having our training partner kick it. Fine. As I was holding the helmet I realized there's a warning on the back: "For light or no-contact sparring only [yeah, right!!!!!] ...read instructions before use." Instructions???? For a helmet???? 
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Some helmets need instructions. My wife pronounced a motocyclist who had gone into the woods at a sharp turn, breaking his neck. His buddy protested: "He can't be dead! His helmet cost more than mine did!"
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