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There was a young lad they call Pollock, His tendencies were alcoholic, He charmed all the girls, By admiring their curls, And soon in his room they would frolic!
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My desk is awash in white paper, Where poems are meeting their maker, I'm s'posed to be working, My research I'm shirking, My thoughts wander o'er hell's half acre.
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I started to write a my goodbyes, but now the thread getting a reprise wordplay and fun have finally begun and soon we'll be all getting a rise!
There was a young lady named Sheri with lips as red as a cherry her calipygian seat offered a treat and all around her the men were merry!
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I'm bettin our new bud named Norm Is up there a partyin' a storm Guitar's he's a makin' and if I'm not mistaken He's logged a different name here before
It's good to see my ol' bud G-Ted His input here is sorely needed a word from the wize with a spelling dis-guy's though 'iz rhyming scheemz are quite whacked
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My spelling be partner from Eire was showing them gamblers his care for their troubles and woes brought by losing to foes but with Goldielocks he's no ted-e-bear
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There was a pretty gal from the city Who said "It's such a pity!" As a bimbo I can Land any man, But not if I act smart and witty"
So this smart young lady took part in a plan to catch a man's heart she baited her snare with her long flowing hair and enough make up to look like a tart.
On her hand now, diamonds galore on her ears and wrists, several more her silken dark curls don't cover her pearls And suiters she has by the score!
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Young Rhuby’s a bit of a wag ~ He implies that I’d chase sheep to shag! A word in your ear, Through a maverick’s tear: I fear this is more CK’s bag!
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The commando’s command of a crank In ancient MGs breaks the bank; The spark is still willing But the travelling’s uphilling, So he has to get out for a walk!
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So she snared up a hunk, chest heaving, but appearances can be deceiving the hunk turned to junk her life turned to funk and now she's fed up and she's leaving.
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But when looks have slipped all down the drain And your love life’s a bit of a pain, Will it be your lament, When your face is all bent, That seduction works better by brain?
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