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#5356 - 08/17/00 03:18 PM Not in the operating room!
Jackie Offline
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 03/15/00
Posts: 11605
Loc: Louisville, Kentucky
Tsuwm's Q & A post, plus a recent weekly theme gave me this idea, which I hope will lead to some good laughs:

What are some things you do NOT want to hear
in the operating room?

"Oops".




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#5357 - 08/17/00 04:34 PM Re: Not in the operating room!
Jazzoctopus Offline
old hand

Registered: 07/03/00
Posts: 1094
Loc: Cincinnati & Loveland, Ohio, U...
"Does that organ look like a pink elephant to you, too?"


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#5358 - 08/17/00 07:28 PM Re: Not in the operating room!
AnnaStrophic Offline
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Registered: 03/15/00
Posts: 6511
Loc: lower upstate New York
"delirium tremens?" yeah... I... uh... l-learned th-that t-term in m-med school"


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#5359 - 08/18/00 12:24 AM Re: Not in the operating room!
Bingley Offline
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Registered: 04/09/00
Posts: 3065
Loc: Jakarta
What did you say this patient's name was?

Bingley
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#5360 - 08/18/00 05:37 AM Re: Not in the operating room!
Avy Offline
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Registered: 06/23/00
Posts: 724
"Sancho, now don't tell me this is a windmill... chaaarge!"


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#5361 - 08/18/00 07:22 AM Re: Not in the operating room!
Jackie Offline
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 03/15/00
Posts: 11605
Loc: Louisville, Kentucky
"Was that the right or the left?"


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#5362 - 08/18/00 08:13 AM Re: Not in the operating room!
paulb Offline
addict

Registered: 03/17/00
Posts: 460
Loc: Hobart, Tasmania, Australia
I'm sorry, will someone please remind me whether we're changing this woman into a man or this man into a woman?


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#5363 - 08/18/00 08:58 AM Re: Not in the operating room!
Brandon Offline
enthusiast

Registered: 03/16/00
Posts: 218
Loc: Mountain West, USA
Who's turn is it for a donut run?


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#5364 - 08/18/00 12:12 PM Re: Not in the operating room!
william Offline
enthusiast

Registered: 07/12/00
Posts: 200
damn ventricles!


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#5365 - 08/18/00 12:17 PM Re: Not in the operating room!
tsuwm Offline
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 04/03/00
Posts: 10508
Loc: this too shall pass
"why does that monitor keep flashing "ILLEGAL OPERATION"?


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#5366 - 08/18/00 12:30 PM Re: Not in the operating room!
TEd Remington Offline
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Registered: 07/17/00
Posts: 3467
Loc: Marion NC
Gesundheit

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#5367 - 08/18/00 12:32 PM Re: Not in the operating room!
TEd Remington Offline
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Posts: 3467
Loc: Marion NC
"Fastest organ rejection I've ever seen. Someone want to scrape it off the ceiling?"

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#5368 - 08/18/00 12:33 PM Re: Not in the operating room!
TEd Remington Offline
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Posts: 3467
Loc: Marion NC
"Oy veh! Just the TIP!"

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#5369 - 08/18/00 03:53 PM Re: Not in the operating room!
Jazzoctopus Offline
old hand

Registered: 07/03/00
Posts: 1094
Loc: Cincinnati & Loveland, Ohio, U...
"Oooo. . .look what happens when I squeeze this part."


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#5370 - 08/18/00 11:03 PM Re: Not in the operating room!
Avy Offline
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Registered: 06/23/00
Posts: 724
"Doctor... why is there blood on your mouth?"


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#5371 - 08/19/00 06:11 AM Re: Not in the operating room!
juanmaria Offline
member

Registered: 03/15/00
Posts: 163
Loc: Malaga, Spain.
"Put this on the doggy bag"

Juan Maria.

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#5372 - 08/20/00 01:47 PM Re: Not in the operating room!
Jazzoctopus Offline
old hand

Registered: 07/03/00
Posts: 1094
Loc: Cincinnati & Loveland, Ohio, U...
"Wow, I didn't know that color existed."


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#5373 - 08/24/00 07:37 AM Re: Not in the operating room!
RhubarbCommando Offline
Pooh-Bah

Registered: 08/23/00
Posts: 2204
Has anyone seen my chewing gum?


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#5374 - 08/24/00 07:38 AM Re: Not in the operating room!
RhubarbCommando Offline
Pooh-Bah

Registered: 08/23/00
Posts: 2204
No, no! I said, "first remove his _spectacles_"


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#5375 - 08/24/00 12:19 PM Re: Not in the operating room!
TEd Remington Offline
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Registered: 07/17/00
Posts: 3467
Loc: Marion NC
Nurse,put down that boiling water. I told you to prick his boil!

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#5376 - 08/24/00 01:05 PM Re: Not in the operating room!
Brandon Offline
enthusiast

Registered: 03/16/00
Posts: 218
Loc: Mountain West, USA

The doctor dancing and singing to his favorite tune, "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."


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#5377 - 08/25/00 12:42 AM Re: Not in the operating room!
Bingley Offline
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Registered: 04/09/00
Posts: 3065
Loc: Jakarta
"Get that cat/mouse/bird out of here."

Inspired by a snippet in yesterday's paper about a cat that had wandered into the air shafts of a hospital in Athens and fell out onto a patient on the operating table.

Bingley
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#5378 - 08/29/00 01:18 AM Re: Not in the operating room!
wsieber Offline
old hand

Registered: 03/15/00
Posts: 1026
Loc: Switzerland
(over the loudspeaker): "The surgeon is urgently requested to remove his car from the emergency entrance"


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#5379 - 08/30/00 01:35 PM Re: Not in the operating room!
apples + oranges Offline
newbie

Registered: 08/30/00
Posts: 46
Loc: Canada
"Oh no! I lost my contact lens!"


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