#5357 - 08/17/00 04:34 PM
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old hand
Registered: 07/03/00
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"Does that organ look like a pink elephant to you, too?"
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#5359 - 08/18/00 12:24 AM
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Carpal Tunnel
Registered: 04/09/00
Posts: 3065
Loc: Jakarta
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What did you say this patient's name was?
Bingley
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#5362 - 08/18/00 08:13 AM
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addict
Registered: 03/17/00
Posts: 460
Loc: Hobart, Tasmania, Australia
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I'm sorry, will someone please remind me whether we're changing this woman into a man or this man into a woman?
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#5363 - 08/18/00 08:58 AM
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enthusiast
Registered: 03/16/00
Posts: 218
Loc: Mountain West, USA
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Who's turn is it for a donut run?
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#5364 - 08/18/00 12:12 PM
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#5366 - 08/18/00 12:30 PM
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Carpal Tunnel
Registered: 07/17/00
Posts: 3467
Loc: Marion NC
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Gesundheit
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#5367 - 08/18/00 12:32 PM
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Carpal Tunnel
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Posts: 3467
Loc: Marion NC
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"Fastest organ rejection I've ever seen. Someone want to scrape it off the ceiling?"
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#5368 - 08/18/00 12:33 PM
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Carpal Tunnel
Registered: 07/17/00
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Loc: Marion NC
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"Oy veh! Just the TIP!"
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#5369 - 08/18/00 03:53 PM
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old hand
Registered: 07/03/00
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"Oooo. . .look what happens when I squeeze this part."
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#5371 - 08/19/00 06:11 AM
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member
Registered: 03/15/00
Posts: 163
Loc: Malaga, Spain.
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"Put this on the doggy bag"
Juan Maria.
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#5372 - 08/20/00 01:47 PM
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old hand
Registered: 07/03/00
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"Wow, I didn't know that color existed."
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#5373 - 08/24/00 07:37 AM
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Pooh-Bah
Registered: 08/23/00
Posts: 2204
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Has anyone seen my chewing gum?
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#5374 - 08/24/00 07:38 AM
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Pooh-Bah
Registered: 08/23/00
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No, no! I said, "first remove his _spectacles_"
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#5375 - 08/24/00 12:19 PM
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Carpal Tunnel
Registered: 07/17/00
Posts: 3467
Loc: Marion NC
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Nurse,put down that boiling water. I told you to prick his boil!
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#5376 - 08/24/00 01:05 PM
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enthusiast
Registered: 03/16/00
Posts: 218
Loc: Mountain West, USA
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The doctor dancing and singing to his favorite tune, "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."
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#5377 - 08/25/00 12:42 AM
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Carpal Tunnel
Registered: 04/09/00
Posts: 3065
Loc: Jakarta
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"Get that cat/mouse/bird out of here."
Inspired by a snippet in yesterday's paper about a cat that had wandered into the air shafts of a hospital in Athens and fell out onto a patient on the operating table.
Bingley
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#5378 - 08/29/00 01:18 AM
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old hand
Registered: 03/15/00
Posts: 1010
Loc: Switzerland
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(over the loudspeaker): "The surgeon is urgently requested to remove his car from the emergency entrance"
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#5379 - 08/30/00 01:35 PM
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newbie
Registered: 08/30/00
Posts: 46
Loc: Canada
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"Oh no! I lost my contact lens!"
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