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#27476 05/09/01 08:20 PM
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The government would tax sex if they could figure out how to do it. May be a cross between a chastity belt and a parking meter.


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The government would tax sex if they could figure out how to do it. May be a cross between a chastity belt and a parking meter.

Bill, do I sense a patent about to be filed? It might sell real well in Louisville, just prior to Derby
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Tsuwm, my husband [loves]Hunter Thompson...

i had to read that twice; for a second there i thought i had completely missed the fact that either (1) tsuwm is your husband or (2) in a remarkable twist of fate, you married another man named Tsuwm


#27479 05/10/01 02:29 AM
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i thought i had completely missed the fact that either (1) tsuwm is your husband or (2) in a remarkable twist of fate, you married another man named Tsuwm

Get a grip, child! You'll give our tsuwm a case of the
screaming meemies...




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Bill, do I sense a patent about to be filed? It might sell real well in Louisville, just prior to Derby
Week--to anxious daddies, that is. Tsuwm, my husband
lerves (thanks, CK) Hunter Thompson, and I am here to testify that every word he wrote is the truth...


Hunter Thompson? D'you mean Hunter S. Thompson? Moi? Not ... I get fear and loathing every time I see one of his books! He's a real snake in the grass.

And I vaguely remember that this thread started out with me wondering if everyone was colour-blind but seeing everything twice ... Yossarian for President. I liked the self-doubt. Very taxing for him, though.



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#27481 05/10/01 03:19 PM
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sex taxes
That suggestion brings a lot of hilarious pictures to mind. Whould they employ meter maids to check on those running overtime? If you neglected to pay your tickets, would they attach a boot to your driving apparatus?


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i thought i had completely missed the fact that either (1) tsuwm is your husband or (2) in a remarkable twist of fate, you married another man named Tsuwm

I had to read that twice, too.

Get a grip, child! You'll give our tsuwm a case of the
screaming meemies...


But it would explain a lot about the relationship between the two Pooh-Bahs!



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did someone mention a hugger-mugger?!


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hugger-mugger

As in being secret/clandestine? Or in the sense of sowing confusion? Not that the Two Pooh Bahs would ever do that ON PURPOSE!!


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i thought i had completely missed the fact that either (1) tsuwm is your husband or (2) in a remarkable twist of fate, you married another man named Tsuwm

I had to read that twice, too.


As did I. It is nice to know that I was not alone in my confusion.


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