#192589 - 08/16/10 07:27 PM
Re: More dumb rhymes
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One particular maid had to boil tea
Every day for the men of the royalty.
Then they'd all thank her roundly
While schtupfing her soundly,
Saying, "Here's a reward for your loyalty!"
KNEEL - KNOCK
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#192714 - 08/19/10 05:22 PM
Re: More dumb rhymes
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Sue confesses her esses sound sick,
So she seems to say, "shtick" 'stead of "sic."
Sure, Sue's sibilant sounds
Sort of spraddle around.
Still, she's shtassy and shtexy and shtlick.
LAW - LAYER
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#192769 - 08/22/10 10:48 AM
Re: More dumb rhymes
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Well, since there are no takers, I'll move this along...
There once was a mayor named Thayer.
Loved his wife, but he'd often betray 'er.
He'd break the town's law
With each whore that he saw,
Saying "I simply pay 'er and lay 'er."
RUMMER - RUNDLE
Edited by beck123 (08/22/10 10:52 AM)
Edit Reason: Make it mo' better
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#192804 - 08/24/10 04:39 PM
Re: More dumb rhymes
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In social affairs she put on airs -a glass became a "rummer" Her social rundels thought her swell -she rode them in her hummer But as hard as we might try To ourselves we cannot lie The unhappy life of the unhappy wife of the unhappy Joe the plummer. GERMANE GHOUL Gee whiz, CB, you are fast; you beat me by five minutes. 
Edited by jenny jenny (08/24/10 04:47 PM)
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#192807 - 08/24/10 06:06 PM
Re: More dumb rhymes
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There once was a fellow named Duane
Who met a young witch named Lorraine.
To show he was cool,
He said, "My dad's a ghoul,"
And she said, "I don't think that's germane."
HURTLE (sic) - HYENA
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#192818 - 08/24/10 08:33 PM
Re: Sounds like something Muhammed Ali would say
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Claude Bawels tamed big cats with sharp claws.
Even though Simba once clawed his drawers,
He shows no apprehension.
He's still earning his pension:
He'll do anything twice for applause.
GLITTERING - GLOTTAL
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