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#208179 - 11/30/12 12:44 PM Homeowner's boohoo....
LukeJavan8 Offline
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 06/23/08
Posts: 5266
Loc: Land of the Flat Water

Homeownership

Plumber is icumen in;
Bludie big tu-du.
Bloweth lampe, and showeth dampe,
And dripth the wud thru.
Bludie hel, boo-hoo!

Thawth drain, and runneth bath;
Saw sawth, and scruth scru;
Bull-kuk squirteth, leakė spurteth;
Wurry springeth up anew,
Boo-hoo, boo-hoo.

Tom Pugh, Tom Pugh, well plumbės thu, Tom Pugh;
Better job I naver nu.
Therefore will I cease boo-hoo,
Woorie not, but cry pooh-pooh,
Murie sing pooh-pooh, pooh-pooh,
Pooh-pooh!

-- A.Y. Campbell
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#208181 - 11/30/12 08:16 PM Re: Homeowner's boohoo.... [Re: LukeJavan8]
Faldage Offline
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 12/01/00
Posts: 13653
Not too bad.

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#208194 - 12/01/12 12:13 PM Re: Homeowner's boohoo.... [Re: Faldage]
LukeJavan8 Offline
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 06/23/08
Posts: 5266
Loc: Land of the Flat Water
Merci.
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#208233 - 12/06/12 05:27 PM Re: Homeowner's boohoo.... [Re: LukeJavan8]
Rhubarb Commando Offline
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Registered: 11/13/11
Posts: 1014
Loc: Lancaster, UK
It certainly sums up the joys of plumbing to a nicety!
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