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#207998 - 11/12/12 09:19 AM Re: Economy travel [Re: jenny jenny]
A C Bowden Offline
journeyman

Registered: 10/22/10
Posts: 75
Loc: London, UK
Cheap airplane flights draw much complaint;
They'd test the sangfroid of a saint.
The conduct is rowdy,
The crew girls are dowdy,
And adequate legroom there ain't.

INVERSION INVITE

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#207999 - 11/12/12 10:45 AM Re: Economy travel [Re: A C Bowden]
jenny jenny Online   content
veteran

Registered: 06/05/10
Posts: 1303
Loc: Lower Aberdeen, Mississippi
Excellent, AC. And ain't it the truth. cry

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#208001 - 11/12/12 12:47 PM Re: Economy travel [Re: jenny jenny]
LukeJavan8 Offline
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 06/23/08
Posts: 6043
Loc: Land of the Flat Water
The only thing you forgot in this most excellent
limerick are the screaming babies.
_________________________
----please, draw me a sheep----

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#208004 - 11/12/12 04:51 PM you've got to accenuate the positive [Re: LukeJavan8]
Alex Williams Offline
Pooh-Bah

Registered: 01/05/01
Posts: 1814
Loc: Spam Factory
Dare to invite a healthy inversion,
Supplanting love for hate or pervsion,
And let goodness un-mask us
Like Paul in Damascus
And behold the world after conversion.


NATION -- NOUGHT

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#208009 - 11/12/12 10:27 PM Re: you've got to accenuate the positive [Re: Alex Williams]
jenny jenny Online   content
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Registered: 06/05/10
Posts: 1303
Loc: Lower Aberdeen, Mississippi
...but don't mess with Mister In-between. smile
Good one, Alex.
But is it not better to accentuate objective reality.

Now our Nation knows nought but inversion
Now hate is love and love is subversion
Our Atheists invite
Our Christians to fight
Freedom turned left for a four year excursion

GESTALT - GESTAPO

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#208015 - 11/13/12 08:29 AM Re: Outwitting the Nazis [Re: jenny jenny]
A C Bowden Offline
journeyman

Registered: 10/22/10
Posts: 75
Loc: London, UK
The codeword 'Gestalt' (meaning 'form')
Was used for a time as the norm
By a group of free-thinkers
And liberal drinkers
Whose homes the Gestapo would storm.

ATMOSPHERE ATRIUM

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#208016 - 11/13/12 10:04 AM this is where the subject goes [Re: A C Bowden]
Alex Williams Offline
Pooh-Bah

Registered: 01/05/01
Posts: 1814
Loc: Spam Factory
My dear, 'radium' does rhyme with 'stadium'
And they both rhyme quite well with 'palladium'
But I'm afraid I must clear
Up the stale atmosphere
And point out that they slant rhyme with 'atrium'

DAUGHTER -- DIMWITTED

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#208019 - 11/13/12 07:53 PM The subject is gruesome [Re: Alex Williams]
jenny jenny Online   content
veteran

Registered: 06/05/10
Posts: 1303
Loc: Lower Aberdeen, Mississippi
Lizzie Borden took an ax and gave her father forty whacks
When she saw what she had done she gave her mother forty-one


Mister Borden you had a lovely daughter
You shoulda treated her better, yes you oughter
She is not dimwitted
What she is, is acquitted
Liz stole your severed head; no head no manslaughter cool

GODIVA - GOAT


Edited by jenny jenny (11/13/12 09:36 PM)

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#208022 - 11/14/12 07:36 AM Re: The subject is gruesome [Re: jenny jenny]
Candy Offline
Pooh-Bah

Registered: 09/21/10
Posts: 1705
Loc: down under
LOL jenny jenny....where do you get your ideas
and is that a point of law
"no head no manslaughter" charge?

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#208023 - 11/14/12 11:16 AM Re: The subject is gruesome [Re: Candy]
jenny jenny Online   content
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Registered: 06/05/10
Posts: 1303
Loc: Lower Aberdeen, Mississippi
Originally Posted By: Candy
LOL jenny jenny....where do you get your ideas
and is that a point of law
"no head no manslaughter" charge?


It's Alex Williams fault, Candy. smile

"Daughter" brought to mind a silly English song of the sixties, "Misses Brown you've got a lovely daughter" coupled with a stupid street chant...

"For a dollar I'll holler
for a half I'll laugh,
and for a quarter
I'll do what I oughter"
.

No, "no head no manslaughter" is not a point of law. In fact the heads of Andrew Jackson Borden and his wife were cut off during an autopsy because of evidence that the entire family was poisoned before the murdering. After the trial the two heads came up missing and have never been found. frown

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