#207210 - 09/21/12 01:35 PM
Re: A happy/sad tale : A true story.
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Sure thing, RC. You crack the whip and I'll make the trip. The two new words are...
SANSKRIT - SARCASM
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#207229 - 09/23/12 08:07 AM
The problem with being upright
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Remember reading The Naked Ape by Desmond Morris? Individuals die while so far the clade is immortal Because evolution put boobs on the female pectoralBoobs are a sexual attraction One peep spurs manly action And frontal copulation helps them find the right portal QUOTA - RABBIT
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#207232 - 09/23/12 12:15 PM
Re: The problem with being upright
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Very clever, jj!  A rabbit tastes good in a pie With onions and carrots – Oh My! If it’s done in a rota- Ting oven, my quota Of happiness quite fills the sky. DISCREPANT - DISGRACE
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#207233 - 09/23/12 12:16 PM
Re: The problem with being upright
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All Right! Very clever, Jenny.
Never had it Rhuby, but my mouth is watering.
Edited by LukeJavan8 (09/23/12 12:17 PM)
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#207236 - 09/23/12 12:33 PM
Re: The problem with being upright
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Oh, I can assure you that poem was written from the heart. I used to catch bunnies, mostly to sell, but we always had one a week, either as a stew (if it was an older one,) or a pie. Occasionally, if we got a really young one, my wife would coat it in butter and herbs, wrap it in foil, and very bengtly roast ift. Mmmmmm!! Now, I don't catch rabbits and the ones you get in the butchers shop are expensive, and usually cage-bred, which don't have anything like the flavour.
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#207241 - 09/23/12 12:54 PM
Re: The problem with being upright
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I've actually never had it, but it does sound delicious. Over here their "cuteness" prohibits a lot of eating. So often even on TV they show some cowboy getting the critter, and later roasting it. Probably all plastic or rubber critters. Because there is always a notice at the end of the show: "No animals were hurt in the production of this film/show".
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#207245 - 09/23/12 03:25 PM
Re: The problem with being upright
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Oh, the hypocrisy of humankind! No-one ate a hamburger without hurting (i.e., killing!)an animal! Or a whole host of other foods, for that matter. If you don't like anmals being hurt become a vegetarian. (And there's nothing wrong on that, either)
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#207247 - 09/23/12 03:40 PM
Re: The problem with being upright
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Or wooly mammoth early on in our history. I think they are kind of cute too.
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#207251 - 09/23/12 04:03 PM
Re: The problem with being upright
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Well, they were victims of being in the wrong place at the wrong time. Mind you, I s'pose you could say that of the coneys that strayed into my snares .........
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