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#197637 - 02/23/11 04:22 AM Re: names have been changed to protect the innocen [Re: wofahulicodoc]
Tromboniator Offline
old hand

Registered: 05/10/10
Posts: 830
Loc: Alaska
There was a young racketeer pol
who got rave reviews from his moll:
"His bod is so hot,
and he gives me good pot,
and he talks like a young Gore Vidal."


AWNING-AYE

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#197647 - 02/23/11 01:26 PM - - - - seen enough sunrises. [Re: Tromboniator]
LukeJavan8 Offline
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 06/23/08
Posts: 6585
Loc: Land of the Flat Water
And then when the new day came dawning,
Trevor opened his bedroom's awning;
Wiping sleep from his eye,
He nodded his head and said "Aye",
Yet jumped back into bed with great longing.


LATCH/LATHE


Edited by LukeJavan8 (02/23/11 01:27 PM)
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#197651 - 02/24/11 08:21 AM Re: - - - - limmericks [Re: LukeJavan8]
Candy Offline
Pooh-Bah

Registered: 09/21/10
Posts: 1705
Loc: down under
Love both of them grin

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#197657 - 02/24/11 11:19 AM Re: - - - - limmericks [Re: Candy]
LukeJavan8 Offline
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 06/23/08
Posts: 6585
Loc: Land of the Flat Water
Thank you. I've never been very good, but that was
sort of fun, so hoping to do more.
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#197746 - 02/27/11 02:19 AM Re: - - - - limmericks [Re: LukeJavan8]
Candy Offline
Pooh-Bah

Registered: 09/21/10
Posts: 1705
Loc: down under
Dave Router was very good on the lathe
and as he wanted privacy in the bathroom when he needed to bathe
to the workshop he dispatched
to grind himself a latch
so he could attend to his hygiene unscathed.

KNOWLEDGE/LAY

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#197755 - 02/27/11 11:26 AM Re: - - - - limmericks [Re: Jackie]
LukeJavan8 Offline
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 06/23/08
Posts: 6585
Loc: Land of the Flat Water
Peter knew that in college his future lay,
But for that he had no way to pay
So he applied for a loan
by computer and by phone
Of person-to-person skills,all said, "No way".


AMASS/AMOUNT
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#197808 - 03/01/11 01:47 AM Economics 101 [Re: LukeJavan8]
Tromboniator Offline
old hand

Registered: 05/10/10
Posts: 830
Loc: Alaska
A fortune Luke strove to amass,
but his prices! He charged lots of brass;
yet he gave a discount
of twice that amount,
and the enterprise ran out of gas.

REHABILITATE-REINSURE


Edited by Tromboniator (03/01/11 01:49 AM)

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#197823 - 03/01/11 10:55 AM Re: Economics 101 [Re: Tromboniator]
LukeJavan8 Offline
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 06/23/08
Posts: 6585
Loc: Land of the Flat Water
My fortune amassing days are over....just amassing creaky
bones these days. Good limerick, tho'.
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#197826 - 03/01/11 11:04 AM Equestrianism 101 [Re: Tromboniator]
wofahulicodoc Offline
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 08/06/01
Posts: 4983
Loc: Worcester, MA

REINSURE - describing an accomplisned horseman ?

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#197830 - 03/01/11 11:22 AM Re: Equestrianism 101 [Re: wofahulicodoc]
LukeJavan8 Offline
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 06/23/08
Posts: 6585
Loc: Land of the Flat Water
Gas prices rising the way they are, I may have to invest
in some reins and the critter to go with them.
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