#192827 - 08/25/10 08:18 PM
Re: In the spirit of Ogden Nash
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Sneaky Burton would slink 'round the block
Busting into homes: he'd never knock.
He's a not-to-be bloomer:
A real social tumor.
Now he's on the wrong side of the lock.
SHIFTLESS - SHIP
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#192857 - 08/27/10 11:59 AM
Re: In the spirit of Ogden Nash
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On a slow ship of the desert named Clyde Ahab the Arab did leisurely ride He put Clyde into second gear Clyde said Ahab, now looka here I'm a shiftless model let go of my ear!  SALOON - SALTATE
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#192865 - 08/27/10 05:53 PM
Re: In the spirit of Ogden Nash
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#192878 - 08/28/10 03:08 PM
Re: In the spirit of Ogden Nash
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A lycanthrope one night in June
was seen in his favorite saloon
Where he licked up some salt,
Ate a lime, drank some malt,
and proceeded to howl at the moon.
PROPINE - PRORATED
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#192883 - 08/29/10 10:57 AM
Re: In the spirit of Ogden Nash
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Alabama has an electric chair nicknamed Yo' Yellow Mammy
And Elmo was a Democrat who stole food stamps from his granny
"Now here's a happy thought" He said "one I do propine
Serve me up my ten thousand volts one volt at a time"
[But Elmo wasn't prorated because just like this rhyme
An execution and a poem should end in the shortest time]
GEOLARTY - GENTILITIAL
Edited by jenny jenny (08/29/10 11:00 AM)
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#192904 - 08/30/10 06:38 PM
Re: In the spirit of Ogden Nash
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I didn't laugh when I read "two for adolatry"; I smiled. I smiled for five minutes...I'm still smiling. 
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#192912 - 08/30/10 09:59 PM
Re: In the spirit of Ogden Nash
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Whether Congolese, German, Caucasian,
African, Spanish, or Asian,
Every soul should aspire
to live life on fire,
As though we were, each of us, Cajun!
... et laissez les bon temps roullez!
EFFIGY - EGO
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