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#20428 - 02/28/01 02:11 AM Re: Describing your job
wsieber Offline
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Registered: 03/15/00
Posts: 1026
Loc: Switzerland
I used to play the violin, but there were too many strings attached.
I had a position as a flutist, but I blew it.
I tried my hand at the battery, but it was no hit.
I found a place as an organist, but didn't know how to pull all the stops...


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#20429 - 02/28/01 08:13 AM Re: Describing your job
Sparteye Offline
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Registered: 01/05/01
Posts: 1773
I tried being a hair stylist, but got all tangled up. So I tried to simplify and be a barber, but I couldn't cut it. I almost lost my barber's license due to incompetence -- that was a close shave!

I trained to be a caligrapher, but I couldn't mind my Ps and Qs.


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#20430 - 02/28/01 09:15 AM Re: Describing your job
Geoff Offline
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Registered: 11/12/00
Posts: 819
Loc: Portland,Oregon, USA
I found a place as an organist, but didn't know how to pull all the stops...

Then you're like J.S. Bach. He had eighteen progeny because he couldn't find his organ stops.


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#20431 - 02/28/01 09:36 AM Re: Describing your job
maverick Offline
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 09/15/00
Posts: 4757
he couldn't find his organ stops

... and he was fond of a good fugue!


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#20432 - 02/28/01 09:52 AM Re: Describing your job
wwh Offline
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Registered: 01/18/01
Posts: 13858
With 18 kids I hope he toccata good insurance policy.


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#20433 - 02/28/01 09:58 AM Re: Describing your job
maverick Offline
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 09/15/00
Posts: 4757
good insurance policy

No, he got no further than a cover note: he could never get them to underwrite it once they knew the score.


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#20434 - 02/28/01 01:08 PM Re: Describing your job
Jackie Offline

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Registered: 03/15/00
Posts: 11609
Loc: Louisville, Kentucky
toccata good insurance policy.

You scored with that one, Sweet Bill!






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#20435 - 02/28/01 01:17 PM Re: Describing your job
Bobyoungbalt Offline
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Registered: 11/22/00
Posts: 1289
J.S. Bach
Moreover, he wore out two organs!


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#20436 - 02/28/01 01:23 PM Re: Describing your job
wwh Offline
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 01/18/01
Posts: 13858
So, that was his secret! Didelphic penises?With four family jewels?


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#20437 - 02/28/01 01:47 PM Re: Describing your job
Sparteye Offline
Pooh-Bah

Registered: 01/05/01
Posts: 1773
Didelphic penises? With four family jewels?


Talk about your two-timer! Or is that 4/4?


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