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#205385 - 04/07/12 02:52 PM The angry spell-check! [Re: Tromboniator]
old hand
Registered: 11/13/11
Posts: 1032
Loc: Lancaster, UK
An angry spell-check don’t appeal
But my head knows just how it must feel
When “IMPLEACH” is put in
You know it won’t grin:
Its anger just helps it to heal!
LEVERET - LIBEL_________________________
I'm immortal until proven otherwise
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#205392 - 04/07/12 08:58 PM 
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Registered: 06/05/10
Posts: 621
Loc: Lower Aberdeen, Mississippi
Just where are rabbits deemed eatable in the Bible?
Even over in Tibet
Leveret is just not et
Show me that passage and I'll sue that Bible for libel.
What?
Oh...I get it...you all are talking about chocolate bunnies.
Oh,nevermind.
Edited by jenny jenny (04/07/12 10:18 PM)
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#205395 - 04/07/12 10:05 PM
Carpal Tunnel
Registered: 08/06/01
Posts: 3789
Loc: Worcester, MA
"A leveret's got big floppy ears
It don't live no 900 years
...It isn't a libel
...To read in the Bible
A leveret's got big floppy ears."
(For a while there - when you started talking about the Bible - I thought you were going to make something about a young rabbi with tea ...)
BUMPKIN -- BUTT
Edited by wofahulicodoc (04/08/12 08:51 AM)
Edit Reason: typo
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#205396 - 04/08/12 01:54 AM
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Registered: 06/05/10
Posts: 621
Loc: Lower Aberdeen, MississippiNo, Mister Wofahulicodoc, I don't remember Sportin' Life's song.
I'm a bumpkin woman with a bumpkin woman's butt
I's make my monies with my bump and grinding strut
For you I'd charge fifteen cents
It'll add up to pay my rents
But I'd sooner drink muddy water than become your slut.
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#205397 - 04/08/12 08:43 AM
Carpal Tunnel
Registered: 08/06/01
Posts: 3789
Loc: Worcester, MA
Porgy and Bess
From the 1969 movie. "Sammy Davis Junior is gettin' blasphemous."
Start at 1'10" and then when you've had enough fast-forward to 3'20"
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#205399 - 04/08/12 11:42 AM
old hand
Registered: 11/13/11
Posts: 1032
Loc: Lancaster, UK
Just where are rabbits deemed eatable in the Bible?
Even over in Tibet
Leveret is just not et
Show me that passage and I'll sue that Bible for libel.
What?
Oh...I get it...you all are talking about chocolate bunnies.
Oh,nevermind.
jj, I just love this one! (and I wasn't actually talking about bunnies at al, atall, but the hare of the dog that bit me!)_________________________
I'm immortal until proven otherwise
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#205400 - 04/08/12 11:48 AM
old hand
Registered: 11/13/11
Posts: 1032
Loc: Lancaster, UK
(My forgetfulness seems to be catching - first Candy, then you!)_________________________
I'm immortal until proven otherwise
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#205402 - 04/08/12 12:37 PM
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Registered: 06/05/10
Posts: 621
Loc: Lower Aberdeen, Mississippi
Sorry to all. It was late and I was drinking the hare of the dog that was gonna bite me as a preventive and the words in the dictionary were blurry.
Here is my issue...
Pompous - Poolroom
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#205403 - 04/08/12 03:54 PM
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Registered: 06/05/10
Posts: 621
Loc: Lower Aberdeen, Mississippi
I got mad and dropped the Adobe Reader and now I can't get them back. Sometimes methinks I doth protest too much.
No matter, I have another computer and I'll see Sammy tomorrow.
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#205404 - 04/08/12 09:19 PM
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Registered: 05/10/10
Posts: 691
Loc: Alaska
Could, at eight-ball, predictably, tromp us;
But last night at the poolroom
He suffered a cruel doom:
All his magic shots went catawampus.
ANTIQUE – ANVIL
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