#191877 - 07/11/10 10:10 AM
Re: More dumb rhymes
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MAJESTY - TRAGEDY
Good young Bob was a majesty maker
Gave Bob my wife and he said he'd take her
But my brief majesty
Became Bob's tragedy
She shot Bob and married the undertaker
MILTON - MIND READING
Edited by jenny jenny (07/11/10 10:13 AM)
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#191880 - 07/11/10 07:48 PM
Re: More dumb rhymes
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At the breakfast buffet at the Hilton,
When a scholarly fellow named Milton
Said, "I don't mind reading
Amidst all this feeding,"
His wife replied, "Just pass the Stilton."
PERSEVERE - PERSONIFY
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"I don't know which is worse: ignorance or apathy. And, frankly, I don't care." - Anonymous
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#191898 - 07/12/10 10:34 PM
Re: More dumb rhymes
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PERSEVERE - PERSONIFY
I am (they say) a low down no account rake
They say (and I am) a crook, phoney and fake
But hey, if I persevere
And stop drinking beer
In a year or two I could personify a snake
I say
REDTAPE - REDUCE
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#191904 - 07/13/10 09:40 PM
Re: More dumb rhymes
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She decided she had to reduce
For the hot guy she wished to seduce,
But she couldn't escape
The dreaded red tape,
So she said, "Pass the chops - what's the use?"
INHALER - INJUSTICE
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#191917 - 07/16/10 10:10 AM
Re: More dumb rhymes
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INHALER - INJUSTICE
In 1466 the Devil was Vlad the Impaler
In 1966 the Devil was the Hippy Inhaler
Today injustice abounds
While the Devil stands around
Our Liberator has become our Doom-a-rater
HARMONICA - HAPPY
Edited by jenny jenny (07/16/10 07:38 PM)
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#191937 - 07/17/10 02:21 PM
Re: More dumb rhymes
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RESTRICT--RETRO-ROCKET
Why do dictionaries hyphenate "retro-rocket"?
"retro" is an adjective, a rocket is a rocket.
If only Webster would restrict
Hyphenated words, I predict
I could fit their dictionary into my shirt pocket.
PLUTONIC - POETIC LICENSE
Edited by jenny jenny (07/17/10 09:57 PM)
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#192003 - 07/21/10 09:42 PM
Re: More dumb rhymes
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It's decidedly more than ironic
That people think diamonds plutonic.
They're bright carbon to my sense,
And such poetic license
Ascribes to them shadows demonic.
INCESTUOUS - INCOGNITO
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