#189819 - 03/07/10 06:48 PM
Re: Sparteye's game
[Re: beck123]
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Friday I went to our "great" DMV
I needed a tag for the Jeep, don't you see.
In a limitless line
I arrived before nine,
And finished at quarter 'til three.
DIRT - DISBANDMENT
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#189820 - 03/07/10 08:31 PM
Re: Sparteye's game
[Re: ModScop]
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She flipped him the bird for dessert,
And her car drove off, kicking up dirt.
He knew what that hand meant -
Their final disbandment -
Since he had on his unlucky shirt.
(another one that was hard to deliver with a PG rating)
GRADUALISM - GRAMMAR
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#189821 - 03/07/10 08:39 PM
Re: Sparteye's game
[Re: beck123]
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WARNING: This is the "unrated" (i.e., lewd to a fault) version of my last. If you want to read it, click the box. If you may be offended by sexual content, please don't click the box, and just enjoy the PG-rated version, above. Thanks. She flipped him the bird for dessert,
And her car drove off, kicking up dirt.
He knew what that hand meant:
Their final disbandment.
He shouldn't have cum on her skirt.
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#189823 - 03/08/10 06:23 AM
Re: Sparteye's game
[Re: beck123]
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Limericks were historically lewd.
Some say they could even be crude
By gradualism (or hammer)
We've improved the grammar
But your bawdy tale shouldn't be booed
HALVE - HAND
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#189829 - 03/08/10 11:38 AM
Re: Sparteye's game
[Re: ModScop]
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Loc: Land of the Flat Water
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Limericks were historically lewd.
Some say they could even be crude
By gradualism (or hammer)
We've improved the grammar
But your bawdy tale shouldn't be booed
HALVE - HAND Hear, Hear, ModScop. If you don't like the stuff, stay off the thread.
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#189831 - 03/08/10 05:19 PM
Re: Sparteye's game
[Re: BranShea]
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I think it's ok to post the cruder limericks as long as they are hidden and supplied with a warning, as I did above. If anybody thinks this is inadequate protection, please let me know here or by PM, and I will desist - I recognize that this is a common space, and I'm more than willing to honor that.
To hide something, use this UBB code to surround that which you would like hidden: (left bracket)spoiler(right bracket), and the usual (left bracket)/spoiler(right bracket) to end.
I strongly suggest that you use the "Preview Reply" feature to be certain your lechery is actually hidden before submitting it using this code. (I had it wrong on the first try.)
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#189832 - 03/08/10 05:28 PM
Re: Sparteye's game
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They contested who owned the fat calf
(A difficult object to halve.)
One man altered the brand
With some quick sleight-of-hand,
Taking home the whole beast with a laugh.
INCORRIGIBLE - INDEBTED
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#189838 - 03/09/10 12:35 PM
Re: Sparteye's game
[Re: beck123]
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Registered: 03/04/10
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Loc: Georgia, USA
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The reporter had been thought incorrigible
His attitude really was horrible
With some troops he embedded
Now his life is indebted
To the men he once found deplorable.
HOLE - HOLY
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#189842 - 03/09/10 05:49 PM
Re: Sparteye's game
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A man found himself in a hole
And had to make do on the dole.
When his story was told he
cursed all that was holy
And earned the cognomen, "A Soul"
NOODLE - NOMOGRAPH
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