#190944 - 05/07/10 05:30 PM
Re: Limericks (So I can find it again)
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New hubby wasn't real talkative.
As for parenting, let's say he was balkative.
When it came time to tamper
With junior's full Pampers,
Daddy became downright walkative.
SANITORIUM - SANDHI
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#190956 - 05/08/10 07:21 AM
Re: Limericks (So I can find it again)
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Thanks. I approach them with that goal in mind, so I can chalk up at least one success!
I couldn't think of a single word to rhyme with "talkative." Is there such a word?
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#190965 - 05/09/10 08:03 AM
Re: Limericks (So I can find it again)
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Whether average or valedictorian,
Our posters don't let their past worry'em.
Didja ever think Blondie
Would notice a sandhi?
Well, it happens in our sanitorium!
DEATHBED - DEBUT
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#191047 - 05/11/10 08:31 PM
Re: A Sad Tale
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Old Katie let Beauregard pimp her,
Though her johns couldn't be any limper.
'Twas a financial risk: her
Great stench and her whisker
Would cause them to shudder and whimper.
INFAMY - INFIELD
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#191110 - 05/14/10 10:24 PM
Re: A Sad Tale
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To my pot-bellied pig I've grown close.
Call his name, and he wiggles his nose.
Now bake ham in the stove
With brown sugar and clove,
And tell me you don't think it's gross.
EXPLORER - EXPRESSLY
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#191113 - 05/15/10 11:29 AM
Re: A Sad Tale
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Way to bring History into the modern day! Hurrah!
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