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#202186 - 08/30/11 10:07 PM Re: a familiar wring [Re: Tromboniator]
LukeJavan8 Offline
Carpal Tunnel

Registered: 06/23/08
Posts: 6477
Loc: Land of the Flat Water
There was a young lad named Little Boy Blue,
horn in his hand, to the haystack he flew.
The townsfolk knew his songs were just fluff,
Variations on one theme, it was all just a bluff.
Worn out from his efforts sleep came fast too.



HALL/HAMMER


Edited by LukeJavan8 (08/30/11 10:09 PM)
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#202214 - 09/01/11 02:52 PM Department of Corrections [Re: LukeJavan8]
Tromboniator Offline
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Registered: 05/10/10
Posts: 821
Loc: Alaska
I pick up my rule book and hammer,
Make my way to the linguistic slammer.
As I walk down the hall
I buff up the peen's ball:
I am here to correct me some grammar.

INTACT-INTER


Edited by Tromboniator (09/01/11 02:52 PM)

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#202244 - 09/03/11 01:32 PM Re: Department of Corrections [Re: Tromboniator]
LukeJavan8 Offline
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Registered: 06/23/08
Posts: 6477
Loc: Land of the Flat Water
To the boneyard the zombie went in fact,
to check and see if the tomb remain intact.
If not, what that did infer,
was he'd have to re- inter,
His beloved's home,the earth to be repacked.


(whew: exhausted brain, Brains???)


LAUREL/LAVISH
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#202370 - 09/10/11 12:35 PM Go back to June 30, 2011: [Re: wofahulicodoc]
wofahulicodoc Online   content
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Registered: 08/06/01
Posts: 4893
Loc: Worcester, MA

Well, whaddaya know? Pigs can fly, after all!


From the AP wire service, September 3, 2011:
Quote:

Saturday, September 3, 2011

Pig flies — to new home in NY
FARMINGDALE, N.Y.

A pig flew — from Florida to New York on Pet Airways.

Newsday reports that a miniature potbellied pig named Bosley arrived at Republic Airport on Long Island Thursday to join his new adoptive family in Sag Harbor.

The 49-pound porker is the first pig for the Florida-based Pet Airways, which specializes in flying animals.

Airline cofounder Alysa Binder says it’s “exciting and so fun” that pigs can fly now.

Bosley was originally adopted as a piglet by a Florida family from a local pet shop, but grew too large for his home.

His new family in Sag Harbor prefers to remain anonymous.

Newsday says Bosley appeared content when he deplaned at Republic and didn’t need to wait for his stomach to settle before he started eating.



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#202371 - 09/10/11 01:21 PM Re: Go back to June 30, 2011: [Re: wofahulicodoc]
LukeJavan8 Offline
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Registered: 06/23/08
Posts: 6477
Loc: Land of the Flat Water
Oink! for him.
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#202383 - 09/11/11 05:43 AM Re: Go back to June 30, 2011: [Re: wofahulicodoc]
Candy Offline
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Registered: 09/21/10
Posts: 1705
Loc: down under
Nice story Wofa.

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#202533 - 09/21/11 03:14 AM Surprise party [Re: LukeJavan8]
Tromboniator Offline
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Registered: 05/10/10
Posts: 821
Loc: Alaska
At the céilidh exceedingly lavish
Sylph-like beauty my senses did ravish.
Chased her into the laurel
With a motive immoral.
To my shock, it was Angus MacTavish.

REACTION - REAMER


Edited by Tromboniator (09/21/11 03:15 AM)

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#202535 - 09/21/11 08:07 AM Re: Surprise party [Re: Jackie]
Candy Offline
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Registered: 09/21/10
Posts: 1705
Loc: down under
He's back!

Apart from having to google 'céilidh'....a wonderful tale, Peter

Not much left to the imagination LOL

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#202539 - 09/21/11 09:13 AM Re: Surprise party [Re: Candy]
LukeJavan8 Offline
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Registered: 06/23/08
Posts: 6477
Loc: Land of the Flat Water
Keeping the ole mind going: good for you, Peter.
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#202541 - 09/21/11 11:29 AM Re: Go back to June 30, 2011: [Re: wofahulicodoc]
Avy Offline
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Registered: 06/23/00
Posts: 724
smile we had them fly in a much more interesting manner. Writing that limerick was such hard work (thanks wofa) I forgot it was funny.

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