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The following letter to the editor appeared in this morning's Telegraph:
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SIR -- as a schoolboy, when learning of the importance of precise punctuation, I was shown the following two statements:
"Woman without her man is useless."
"Woman! Without her, man is useless!"
As a happily married man, my wife assures me that the second statement has the ring of truth.
Thomas Wingate, London W2
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The second curiousity about this letter is that the fellow's wife is, apparently, a happily married man.
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The Importance of Avoiding Dangling Participles
res ipse loquitur
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Father Steve, you make me smile! Gracias.
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… the fellow's wife is, apparently, a happily married man.
It always amazes me how you prescrips will go to such lengths to willfully misunderstand a perfectly comprehensible sentence.
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Quote:
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… the fellow's wife is, apparently, a happily married man.
It always amazes me how you prescrips will go to such lengths to willfully misunderstand a perfectly comprehensible sentence.
Comprehensible, schmomprehensible. I had to read it twice.
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Aktully, I didn't get the 'ambiguity;' I thought Father Steve was throwing in an extra bit of information at the end. But then I'm from New York.
Last edited by inselpeter; 03/09/06 03:04 PM.
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Ditto, 'cept I'm from Kentucky.
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