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#150405 11/18/05 10:07 AM
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breakfast

I thought it would be fun to see how much we can influence the Google ads. by using keywords in our posts we should be able to manipulate the content of the ads.

so let's start with "breakfast", and see where we can end up?



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Well, I'm not seeing any ads. I saw some the other day, but not today. Maybe it was just a flash in the pan? It sounds like it could be a fun game.

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Well, I'm not seeing any ads. I saw some the other day, but not today. Maybe it was just a flash in the pan? It sounds like it could be a fun game.




Maybe the flash in your pan was from the bacon bursting into flames. I'd suggest using a gas stove if you're using an electric now. Much better temperature regulation.

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Okay. Now we have some.

Christian Bulletin Board
Free Forums

What dey got to do with bacon and eggs?

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Okay. Now we have some.

Christian Bulletin Board
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What dey got to do with bacon and eggs?




Wull, keep the flame lower. Do your eggs get burned around the edges?

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That popped us up American Diabetes Association. Maybe I'll have some Quaker Oats instead, eh?

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well, at least we're not toast. guess we got to butter it up a bit more...

bacon and eggs sounds good. go well with my coffee and orange juice.


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We haven't managed to shake the Christian Bulletin Board. Maybe it's time for cold pizza and warm beer.


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It didn't take them too long to catch on to what you were doing:

Free Bulletin Board
All About Bulletin Boards Find Everything Here!
BullentinBoards.HomeProjects.org

Free Forums
Talk about almost anything Usenet integrated
TalkAboutNetwork.com

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Jeez! Where'd this one come from?

4x4 Enthusiasts Community
Offroading information, BBS, tech links, trail reports, etc.


I saw these after I last posted:

Mikey's NY Steak Marinade

Diabetic Cooking Recipes

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ok, cooking is on the right track. guess we're throwing in the right pots and pans...


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Dang! Still Christian BB and 4X4ers here....whatchu got, eta?

Stainless steel pots and pans or teflon coated?

Edit : BTW, over on the Travel thread, we've got

Creativity

Hypnosis for life success

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I've always liked the way a sip of coffee tastes right after a bite of bacon, but I'm not seeing any Google ads at all.

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I seen them in between my orange juice and muffins, before my coffee and buttered toast, but they were "Interactive Group Forums" and "Christian Bulletin Board" still... maybe group breakfasts is what we should be doing?

EDIT: On the other hand, we may have done it!:
Pans.com
Cast iron camping cookware Overnight & international delivery
Pans.com

stainless steel cookware
Pre-Qualified, Reliable Suppliers. Source Quality Products. Join Now!
www.Alibaba.com

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> whatchu got, eta?

they have disappeared!?!?!

I was going to say to be careful about posting the ads, because that would then skew the results, but, I'm not seeing any right now... hmm...

group breakfast sounds great Marianna! wish we could do it IRL!

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Well, what's the porpoise of having fun with the ads if we don't post what we see? I think they change with each view, but I have noticed that when I post and am taken back to the forum to view my post, there are no ads. I got the Christian BB and the 4X4 again (in the future to be refered to as "same-old, same-old"), but after Alex' post, I saw

Teflon® and Cookware

Pans.com
Cast iron camping cookware. Overnight and International delivery.

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yeah, I hear ya. cool that you're getting cooking stuff. maybe that means we succeeded and we need to re-direct? whatcha'y'all think?


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#150422 11/18/05 12:17 PM
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I think it's time to make the doughnuts.

If I don't shut down this computer RIGHT NOW, I'm gonna be late for work !!

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I love this subject line!!

OK, let's try these:

saturated fat
partially-hydrogenated oil
trans-fats
high-fructose corn syrup

#150424 11/18/05 01:11 PM
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well, the ads done disappeared for me, so I guess I'll de-cookie, and see if they come back...


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Christian BB and 4X4ers here
People who drive Jeeps over huge rocks pray a lot?

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Well if they don't they probably should.

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Well if they don't they probably should.



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well, here at home I have the ads again, but they're for forums, etc. let's get back to breakfast! or at least pots and pans!


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Last year I bought a couple of those bright red "as seen on TV!" pots that have a drainer built into the top (there's a lever on the side you can move to slide it open or shut). Great idea, but they suck. The teflon lining quickly eroded and the tops don't fit on securely. I'm gonna plant something in them, I guess.

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"The only pots and pans one ought ever buy are those which are intended to wear so well that they will eventually become a part of the decedent chef's estate."

~1 Father Steve on Culinaria 427 (2005).

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pots that have a drainer built into the top Ack--sorry you had to find out the hard way, but glad to have the info. I've always just set a colander in the sink and dumped the contents out of the pot into and through it. That's what my mom did, so...'s'good enough for me.

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I used one of those at a friends earlier this year, and it was great. this one was built a bit differently than you describe, with the strainer more of a collar on the lid, with a slight spout built into the edge of the pot. the coating seemed fine. not sure of the brand, however.

(still bulletin board/forum ads...)

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Getting there ........

Quick Cooking Recipes
Trends in food and cooking from experts in the culinary industry.
www.chefs.com

Fireplace Directory
A directory of websites offering information on fireplaces & hearths
www.homeproductsguide.com

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interesting, because I got:

Community Software
Interactive community software Hosted and Licensed. Free demo.

Cork-Vinyl-Fabric Boards
Factory Direct Sales - 800-393-4868 Free Shipping All Sizes - Styles

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and I'm going to suggest we remove the urls when pasting, cuz that'll just skew things.


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so, anyway...

turkey and stuffing...


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I'd rather have a spiral honey ham and glazed sweet potatoes.



Edit: That nets me a crepe maker (home use) and still the cast iron camping cookware. Sure, I'll trade that in on what's behind curtain number 3.

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> crepe maker (home use) and still the cast iron camping cookware

hmm. I'm still getting forum software...

maybe cranberry sauce and mimosas...


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What??? No pumpkin pie with real whipped cream? Time for me to get to work in the kitchen...

(Christian BB and Forum stuff)

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A partir de 1€ sur eBay! Inscription gratuite & sans risque.


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hey, I finally got kitschen!

Sponsored by:
Kitchen Tools and more
The Pampered Chef's High-quality, Guaranteed Products. Order Online!

Anolon Cookware
Circulon, Anolon and KitchenAid Low Prices on All Cookware

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shall we try to go somewhere else with this?


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Don't we perpetuate the subject of the ads by quoting them in posts?

And shouldn't spyware-blockers minimize their accuracy? (Do we all have 'em?)

Edit: no ads at all on this particular message. Had to sign on again, although I don't recall logging out since yesterday. "More things on heaven and Earth," I guess...


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Don't we perpetuate the subject of the ads by quoting them in posts?

And shouldn't spyware-blockers minimize their accuracy? (Do we all have 'em?)

Edit: no ads at all on this particular message. Had to sign on again, although I don't recall logging out since yesterday. "More things on heaven and Earth," I guess...




yeah, I mentioned the quoting thing earlier. hard to talk about something if you can't talk about it, though!

spyware progs are self-contained to your machine, and shouldn't come into play with something like google ads. google is just scanning the text on this page for relevant words, and placing ads accordingly.

I don't see the ads if I click the "last post" icon on the main page, I only see them if i enter from the category, and click the thread.


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google is just scanning the text on this page for relevant words, and placing ads accordingly.





I wonder. The only time I've had a Google ad in French (see above) was when I had a French-language page open in another window.


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hmm. doesn't seem to have been picking up what I have in other tabs...


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mebbe it picked up on the reference to crepe, le creuset and figgered this was cheese-eating terroire?

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