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#133428 09/24/04 05:31 PM
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Although sushi, as a rule, doesn't come with a fortune cookie, the place I had take-out from did, indeed, include one with my meal. After eating, the ritual insued (everyone knows the fortune is negated if you don't eat the whole cookie), and lo and behold my fortune was BLANK.

I immediately stood up and shouted (to the half dozen or so people) in the room "I'M A FREE MAN... WOO-HOO". I'm usually an optimist, so how else would you expect me to interpret it?

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List your *interesting fortune cookie scripts here:


#133429 09/24/04 06:53 PM
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Since we're friends and all, would you give me a discount on a pair of reading glasses? TIA


#133430 09/24/04 07:09 PM
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Toast rôti; say hay.


#133431 09/24/04 09:59 PM
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TIA

What the...???

#133432 09/24/04 11:10 PM
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Thanks in advance?


#133433 09/26/04 04:53 PM
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Last evening brought:

"A good beginning is half done."


#133434 09/27/04 09:16 PM
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"You will be hungry in an hour."


#133435 09/27/04 09:19 PM
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"Help, I'm being held in a fortune cookie factory."


#133436 09/27/04 11:02 PM
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My last one said "Accept the next proposition you get." Now that could lead to all kinds of trouble.


#133437 09/28/04 04:36 PM
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I haven't found a Chinese take-out here, yet. I'll just have to recycle the last one I got at Dee's:

"Your many hidden talents will become obvious to those around you."

Oh, oh. I think that one might have come true back in June .


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