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"select * ..."
hahahahahaha
I betcha get a few honks from that!
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from today's freebee newpaper..
an outline of country Kenya, inside the text,
Kenya dig it?
and
With ME, its just Aweso.
(for those with little ego's no doubt.)
i thought they were clever.
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reminds me of T shir I saw once on a college student:
KENYON IS NOT A COUNTRY IN AFRICA
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my least favorite, seen recently on the t-shirt of a 13 year-old girl:
IDAHO? no, UDAHO
sheesh.
formerly known as etaoin...
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Long's we're discussing T shirts:
Front:
RULE#2 WHEN THE UMPIRE IS WRONG SEE RULE#1
Back:
RULE#1 THE UMPIRE IS ALWAYS RIGHT
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Here's some new BS and T-S slogans that have appeared on the Wildwood, NJ, boardwalk T-shirt shops :
Bumper sticker:
If we quit voting
Will they ALL go away?
T-shirts:
I'm not
going bald,
I'm getting
more head
Who are all these kids,
And why are they calling me Daddy?
Dumb and Dumber
(with a pic of Bush, Sr and Dubya, respectively)
I'm Irish
Is there any Irish in you?
Do you want some?
(or Italian, Polish, Puerto Rican, Dominican, etc)
(it's supposed to be a "family" walk, but)
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"The Rules of the House" are posted on my refrigerator, and my children, grown though they are, have been thoroughly trained!
Rule #1: Mother is always right. (same as posted above)
Rue #2: When Mother is wrong, see Rule #1.
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newbie
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Seen on the rear bumper of a pickup truck in Colorado:
"Eat more lamb. 50,000 coyotes can't be wrong."
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also seen worn on the Wildwood boardwalk:
"Vets aren't
Fonda Kerry"
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some more new ones:
BSticker:
Tell your girlfriend
I said thanks!
T's:
If I gave a shit,
You'd be the first person I'd give it to.
I say no to drugs,
But they just won't listen!
Political T's:
John Kerry
for
President of
France
A village
in Texas
lost its
idiot (pic of Bush)
President Bush,
You're fired!
(pic of Donald Trump)
Friends don't let friends
vote Republican.
Friends don't let friends
vote Democrat.
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