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The winning entry from the Washington Post Style Invitational contest that asked readers to submit "instructions" written in the style of a famous person - like W. Shakespeare, whose birth and death we celebrate this week:
Ye Olde Hokey Pokey by Jeff Brechlin
O proud left foot, that ventures quick within Then soon upon a backward journey lithe. Anon, once more the gesture, then begin: Command sinistral pedestal to writhe. Commence thou then the fervid Hokey-Poke, A mad gyration, hips in wanton swirl. To spin! A wilde release from Heavens yoke. Blessed dervish! Surely canst go, girl. The Hoke, the poke -- banish now thy doubt Verily, I say, 'tis what it's all about.
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Carpal Tunnel
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See?? See why I don't like Shakespeare? (She said through her laughter. )
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A great new spin on an old classic but it certainly doesn't sound like something my three year old niece should be doing!
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