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Some of you may have seen/heard this one before, but I love it and someone just sent it to me on email - nice to get reacquainted with a favourite old terrible joke!
A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The
bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here." The string
walks away a little upset and sits down with his friends. A few minutes
later he goes back to the bar and orders a beer. The bartender, looking a
little exasperated, says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve strings here."
So the string goes back to his table. Then he gets an idea. He ties himself
in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. Then he walks back up to the
bar and orders a beer.
The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"
And the string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."
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tanks, FF. I am rather partial to terrible pun jokes myself. Wish I had the wit to make one up but all of my faves are recycled - like the Patty Whack one, and the Gandhi one, and the prawn one....perhaps one day I'll inflict these on this section of the board, if it wouldn't be "yart"ing.
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East coast string and West coast string have a hard time tying the knot because, according to Kipling, "East is east and west is west, and never the twine shall meet." Now, what do y'all know about Kipling? I know nothing, since I've never Kippled.
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