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OP Mother Nature... her and that radioactive contamination... who knows... Had the head of a crocodile and the body of a duck. A gall-dern crocoduck!
Run off all the pretty Mallards I was feeding, and those butt-ugly white ones with wart-looking growths half the size of golf balls on their beaks.
Crocoduck waddled ashore. Coming for bread... or so I thought... not about to get my hand close to those chompers. So I chunked crocoduck a slice, but it wanted my boot and latched on.
Silly critter, like he, or she, who knows, could pull me in with those little duck-feet. Got a lot of funny looks walking home with crocoduck not turning loose.
Thought I'd put him on E-bay but ole crocoduck seems to like the backyard, likes the pool, eats about three fish a week.
Kinda taking a liking to the funny-looking little dude.
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