GRUENMAIL - correspondence with the watch company
wofahulicodoc
05/08/24 12:52 AM
GREENMAIL
PRONUNCIATION: (GREEN-mayl)
MEANING: noun: The practice of buying a large quantity of a company’s stock as a means of hostile takeover, then selling it back to the company at a higher price. verb tr.: To subject a company to this tactic.
ETYMOLOGY: From green (money), from greenback (US currency note, from the color of its printing) + mail (as in blackmail), from Middle English male (rent or tribute), from Old English mal (agreement, pay), from Old Norse mal (agreement). Earliest documented use: 1983. ______________________________
GREENMALL - a place to buy flowers, vegetables, seedings, grass, sod, and other organics, along with the tools and supplies useful in nurturing them, with many vendors in one market
AGREE'N'MAIL - what you do with the contract from an online company
GREEDMAIL - spam
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SNARL MAIL - an angry letter, full of invective
wofahulicodoc
05/07/24 10:02 PM
SNAIL MAIL
PRONUNCIATION: (SNAYL-mayl)
MEANING: noun: The physical delivery of letters and other material. Also, a piece of such mail. verb tr., intr.: To send a letter or other material by the postal system.
ETYMOLOGY: From snail, known for its sluggishness, from Old English snægl + mail, from Old French malle (bag). Earliest documented use: 1929. ________________________
NAIL MAIL - armor made by cutting the heads off nails and twisting the remaining shafts into interlocking rings to form a deflector when worn
STAIL MAIL - when you send a check to your bank and it's returned because it took more than six months to arrive
SAIL MAIL - an invitation to join the crew of an Americas' Cup yacht
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A SUMP TOTE - a bag to move drainage holes
wofahulicodoc
05/07/24 07:04 PM
ASYMPTOTE
PRONUNCIATION: (AS-im-toht)
MEANING: noun: 1. Something or someone that gets closer and closer but never touches. 2. A straight line whose distance to a curve approaches zero as the curve approaches infinity.
ETYMOLOGY: From Greek asymptotos (not falling together), from a- (not) + syn (with) + ptotos (falling), from piptein (to fall). Earliest documented use: 1656. _______________________
ASYMPTONE - what a symp sounds like (see also ASYMPNOTE)
A SYMPH TOTE - a souvenir gift for donating to your local orchestra
EASY M.P. TOTE - a simple way to carry Military Police
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TANGENT - he's spent a lot of time in the sun...
wofahulicodoc
05/07/24 06:56 PM
TANGENT
PRONUNCIATION: (TAN-juhnt)
MEANING: noun: 1. A line of thought or action that diverges from the main topic or course. 2. A line that touches a curve or a surface at one point but doesn’t cross it. adjective: 1. Straying from the main topic. 2. Touching a curve or a surface at one point without crossing it.
ETYMOLOGY: From Latin tangere (to touch). Earliest documented use: 1594. _______________________
TAN-GENE - ...and he gets darker-skinned, not sunburnt, just like everyone else in his family
BAN-GENT - the rule says No Men Allowed
DANG E.N.T. - dad-burned otorhinolaryngologist
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SQUIRELY - like a knight's attendant
wofahulicodoc
05/07/24 06:48 PM
SQUARELY
PRONUNCIATION: (SKWAIR-lee)
MEANING: adverb: 1. In a straightforward or frank manner. 2. Firmly. 3. Directly. 4. At right angles.
ETYMOLOGY: From square, from Latin exquadrare (to square). Earliest documented use: 1557. ______________________
SQUAD-RELY - a US Armed Forces habit: the practice of depending on ones companions
QUARELY - iritable
'SQUARTELY - it's by 32-ounce increments
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Am I really that far behind? !
wofahulicodoc
05/07/24 06:30 PM
TRIANGULATION
PRONUNCIATION: (try-ang-gyuh-LAY-shuhn)
MEANING: noun: 1. Determining the position of a point by measuring angles to it from two points a known distance apart. 2. Positioning between two extremes, especially in politics.
ETYMOLOGY: From Latin triangulare (to make a triangle), from triangulus (three-cornered). Earliest documented use: 1818. ___________________________
TRIANNULATION - three simultaneous divorce ceremonies
TRI-BANGULATION - wearing exactly three wristlets
TRIANNULATION - converting a modest show into a three-ring circus
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Sound management
A C Bowden
05/04/24 03:00 AM
Sopranos' high improvisation Has no need of amplification, But a microphone aids A mezzo's fine shades Or a baritone's rich declamation.
GALLOWS – GAMBLE
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Re: Clerihews
A C Bowden
05/01/24 12:51 AM
Jason Beer KC Deserves a hefty fee For grilling witnesses in the Post Office scandal With the vast paperwork which he can effortlessly handle.
Sir Wyn Williams, the inquiry's Chair, Controls proceedings with wisdom and care, With an occasional intervention When a witness's answer defies comprehension.
Post Office staff (whom I shall not name) Mostly reply, with no hint of shame, "I'm sorry, I cannot recall – It's so long ago, I've forgotten it all".
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[b]ECLIPTIC[/b] - the plane occupied by the orbit
wofahulicodoc
04/30/24 08:40 PM
ELLIPTIC
PRONUNCIATION: (i-LIP-tik)
MEANING: adjective 1. Marked by extreme economy of expression in speech or writing. 2. Cryptic, ambiguous, or obscure. 3. Marked by ellipsis: the omission of one or more words from a sentence. 4. Relating to or shaped like an ellipse.
ETYMOLOGY: From Greek eleipein (to come short). Earliest documented use: 1715. The word is also used in its longer form, elliptical. _______________________________
ELLIP-STIC - mouth-coloring for men
ELL-OPTIC - the twelfth lens
ELI-P.T.-IC - like freshman Physical Education at Yale
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All too real
A C Bowden
04/30/24 02:24 AM
Von Richthofen, flying his fighter (Whom some thought fictitious), was brighter Than all the poor Brits Who suffered his hits. They cried "It's that Red Baron blighter!"
MEZZO – MICROPHONE
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