I hope somebody can help you with whatever word list that is, Dr. Bill.
These "SELF-ANNIHILATING SENTENCES" are great!! I've found several that suit me: I feel a lot more like I do now than I did when I came in; I am certain of it, but I may be wrong; I am going to be healthy if it kills me; What keeps me going is my inertia; If it involves me, I want nothing to do with it; Just because I have nothing to say is no reason why you shouldn't listen; etc.

Here's a good one for you, Anna (because you're the first person I ever knew to use the term lingua franca): English is the Lingua Franca par excellence!