HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! It's funny, for once a cultural reference is lost going in the other direction! Very refreshing.

Chatelaine is a Canadian women's magazine. It's not smutty (like Cosmo) but more oriented toward family and life and health (and also has great recipes). They used to (I don't know if they still do) name a Woman of the Year. Which kd lang was one year. And this song was written after that. Does it make sense now?