from The Devil's Dictionary--Ambrose Bierce

Loquacity--Lord: mmm, tempting, so many of us on this board, but I'll give the crown to Dub-Dub!

Neighbor--Noumenon: shifty friend

Creditor--Cupid : lottery win!

Tzetze--Understanding: wisdom on the fly! I like that one! I think I'll quit while I'm ahead