Nice one, TEd - and very similar to the repsonses from similar people in our own, local National Health Trust. However, as they are a fully democratic body, they consulted all staff, getting the following responses:-

The Occupational Therapists thought they could make something of the idea;

The Physiotherapists exercised their right to object, on the grounds that the scheme lacked muscle;

The Speech Therapists were lost for words;

The Dentists thought the scheme was something they could get their teeth into;

The Porters believed they could carry it through;

The Domestic Staff suggested that they should make a clean sweep of it;

The Canteen Staff thought they could smell somethin fishy;

The Ambulance Crews found that it rang no bells with them;

whilst the Nursing Staff thought the whole idea should be treated with care.