(I'm intentionally withholding the ® on that, claiming the addition of the "y" as a new form of the word)

Sorry, you're still in violation. All derivative versions are also Registered Trademarks of Anadage Corp.

Actually® all this quibbling over a lousy "N" sounds like re-in-tard-ation to me!

Then I would suggest you stop doing it. And are you sure it isn't re-in-tard-nation?

I coined the word, I can spell it any dern way I like! "We don't need no steenkin' rules!"®

Of course you can. But remember, a correction is not a derivative version.

Descriptivists of the world unite! I seen the enemy and they is us! So grok that! And why didn't Heinlein spell it with a "c", grock, hmmm????

Well, duh!! No reason to apply English spelling conventions to Martian words! Why doesn't al-qaida have a u?