In reply to:

Brahma din't speak no stinking langridge of no stinking farmers on no stinking little
spit of land in no stinking little western lake.

May we please request the History of the Western World as related by Sir Faldage--in the exact voice as quoted above? If we could read such a history written in that kind of voice, I imagine this would be a history I, at least, would stick with.

Chapter I: "The Garden"