is it goo-gluh-rees or goo-guhl-rees?
AUGH! [running in screaming circles pulling hair e]

EG, I learned to my chagrin (having assumed it meant enormous grin) means evil grin.

Helen, I said you could smack Consuelo because I thought that she made a post of letters-in-place-of-whole-words on purpose, right after you asked that that kind of thing not be done here!