Hiya, GT! Good to see you! The "Where's Osama?" link is LOL!!! Thanks!

Also love the sound of this word, the way it flows when you say it:

heteroscedasticity: Its a statistical measure of a normal distribution...whatever that means.

Sounds like something you could apply to describe the subtext to Tennessee Williams' Cat On A Hot Tin Roof if the undelying theme were latent heterosexuality, instead of vice versa