This is all very well, TEd, but I need more information before I apply:

First, about the cave - is it hermitically sealed?

The advert also begs the question of whether or not I provide my own bowl.

Will my shirt be hair conditioned?

If I get the sack, what happens to my sack-cloth?

If I'm to live in solitude, who is to sign my time-sheet?


Which Union negotiates my pay and conditioning?