MG - this is a very entertaining game indeed! Nice to see such fun here at AWAD - last I checked in, things were a lot less funny.

All from Webster's New Collegiate:

snapshot snivelling - complaining that one never looks good in pictures

Gothic grabbing - foreplay between two people dressed in black

ideal idiom - how tsuwm talks

exact excess - binging just the right amoung

chimera chirk - to cheer someone up by lying to him about how bad things really are

equivocally ermine - fake fur

guidebook gum - "We really need to find a place to stay tonight...I think there's a hotel down this little street...let's see what it's called...damn, I can't get the pages apart...what is this pink stuff?"