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Over in Hogwash... WW has gone a bit of track.. well that's par for the course around here.. WW did it this time.. but everyone of us has done it..

keeping a thread on subject/track is harder than...
hanging on to a greased pig
nailing jello to the wall (you other folk know what jello is by now..)
herding cats

or.....


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...organizing a Chinese funeral.

...putting the geni back in the bottle.

... unringing a bell.


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the obvious...

... finding a needle in a haystack!
... putting a camel through the eye of a needle!

Need more time to think of some funnier ones.


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keeping a thread on subject/track is harder than...

From today's Peanuts comic strip: You can't shovel water with a pitchfork.

http://www.unitedmedia.com/comics/peanuts/archive/peanuts-20020522.html


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like trying to knit gravy

the Duncster


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Unscrewing the inscrutable


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getting a certain Ozzie to say sorry

Touche, Max! Can't argue with that one...

I hear you say the truth must take a beating
The flag a camouflage for your deceiving
Cause I know, (I know) I know, it's written on your soul
I know we all make mistakes

This is not a case of blurred vision, it's a case of black holes, pocket holes, soul holes

And did I hear you say
My country right or wrong


with thanks to Midnight Oil, who keep (some of) My Country thinking...


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--putting toothpaste back into the tube.



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